Meme Thing

[stevenehrbar]

1) What do the LJ gremlins have against me, that they would eat my post with its five questions, all of which were more interesting than I'll now be able to come up with?

Gremlins, as the natural prey of cats, do all they can to thwart them.

2) Thingamabob or doodad? You may use the back of the sheet to continue the explanation if necessary.

I'm a heterosexual male, so clearly thingamabob.

3) What's the first ad jingle that comes to mind? Extra points added for quoting it in full, age of the jingle, and interpretive dance accompaniment.

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Chock full o'Nuts is that heavenly coffee,
heavenly coffee, heavenly coffee
Chock full o'Nuts is that heavenly coffee,
Better coffee a millionaire's money can't buy

Now, for the interpretive dance:

4) Considerations like the location of friends and cost of living aside, where would you prefer to live, given the choice? Purely on the basis of liking that place.

Hard to say.  I think El Paso, actually; it's a dry heat, and the only natural disaster threat is a meteor hitting it.  But I'd like more bookstores.  And game stores.  And computer stores.  Maybe a million more people living here, to support them all.

5) .net, .org, .com... Old and boring. Yours! New and exciting! What is it? And what frequently-violated restrictions will you be placing on its use?

.see!   All Steven E. Ehrbar, all the time!  And you just know that such a restiction would be violated all the time, because everybody would want a webpage that tells you to see it.  And there isn't really enough about me to be worth an entire top-level domain, though restricting it to things I like might be useful.