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May. 13th, 2007 08:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stevenehrbarQuoted from Slashdot:
>Second the vote for red dwarf. None of the other ships offer VR, beer milkshakes, and a virtually endless supply of chicken vindeloo!
>>Are you kidding? NC1701-D would offer all that and more.
>>"Replicator, give me a beer milkshake, some chicken vindeloo and some Romulan Ale"
>>>Replicator: "Affirmative, with the following default substitutions. One synthehol vegan milkshake, vegan chicken vindeloo, no Romulan Ale. Beer leads to hangovers. We no longer enslave animals. Romulan Ale is illegal-- authorities have been notified. Your body will thank us. Enjoy your meal."
>>>>Bollocks! I would just reconfigure the deflector dish until the damn thing gave me some real food.
>Second the vote for red dwarf. None of the other ships offer VR, beer milkshakes, and a virtually endless supply of chicken vindeloo!
>>Are you kidding? NC1701-D would offer all that and more.
>>"Replicator, give me a beer milkshake, some chicken vindeloo and some Romulan Ale"
>>>Replicator: "Affirmative, with the following default substitutions. One synthehol vegan milkshake, vegan chicken vindeloo, no Romulan Ale. Beer leads to hangovers. We no longer enslave animals. Romulan Ale is illegal-- authorities have been notified. Your body will thank us. Enjoy your meal."
>>>>Bollocks! I would just reconfigure the deflector dish until the damn thing gave me some real food.
